Monday, March 22, 2010

Some more universal truths about life and love.

Post 449 - Here are some assorted aphorisms to get you started on a new week:

- Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

- Don't corner something that you know is meaner than you.

- Most of the stuff people worry about is never going to happen anyway.

- Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none.

- Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

- Life is a lot simpler when you plow around the stump.

- Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

- A fool is someone who looks at your finger when you're pointing at the moon.

- Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you’re wonderful.

- It’s better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

- If you take too long to decide what to do with your life, you'll find you've already done it.

- The only way you can coast is downhill.

- Don't be afraid that your life will end; be afraid that it’ll never begin!

- With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

- The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be alive while you’re alive.

- Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.

- That the birds of worry and care fly over your head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent.

- Desperation is like stealing from the mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Can you share you own favorite?

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